Portrait of the Artist in a bunch of photos and simple sentences
Caution: Not dial-up friendly. (Or brain-cel friendly.)

This is me. The source of all the carnage, all the insanity...well, all of this art, as it shall be called. I'm a young person living out in the college town in the middle of nowhere-- Columbia, Missouri; despite having a California pedigree manifests itself in my awful Vallery Girl speech patterns. Right now I'm not really doing much besides learning to pretend how to draw, writing dramalific stories, studying birds, and spending way too much time online. When asked what I want to be when I grow up my eyes get big, I drool a little, and then I gives a dispondent shrug. Just like so many other people her age.
I really like birds. That's why a lot of my art is birds. Or bird-like monsters. My peach faced lovebird Gypsy here does not look like a monster at first, but do not be fooled.

These characters are my heart and soul. F'real. My major goal in life isn't art; it's getting their story out. Why is one a big gryphon and the other a tiny robot? If you know, please tell me. :(
(Art by Lyosha)
I like robots. No, really, I, a female who also enjoys nature and birds and animals of all sorts, love robots and movies and stories with artificially intelligent machines. So many story possibilities! And most people shoot for the cliche. ;) What's to blame? Well, perhaps a little too much Mystery Science Theatre 3000 when I was a kid probably didn't help. Tom Servo from the show seemed to appreciate it, though. Here he is telling me to do evil things.
I also like Internet memes.
Maybe too much.

Electric Light Orchestra is the most underrated, misunderstood bands of the 70's, and Jeff Lynne is a forgotten genius of a singer/songwriter/producer. He is also a Traveling Wilbury, which is the epitome of cool. Unfortunately I have no cool personal photo for this interest of mine. Give me money for prescription aviators (I don't see that good) and this may change.

That's all about me that's worth telling to the Intrawebs.
Now, I draw.